From: Rev James Hopper [mailto:godgives07@yahoo.com]
Sent: Sunday, July 27, 2008 8:21 AM
To: lists@*****.com
Subject: Flyers order.........

 

Hello Sir/Madam,

 

My name is Rev hopper and i want to make an order of SOME FLYERS .I will like you to get back to me as soon as you with the pick up price of the following models and sizes;

1. measures 8.5' x 11'
2. 80# Gloss Text or
3. 0.25 - White boarder
4. One sided

 

Please provide a quote on 98,500 copies

 

l want you to write of the flyer (Love One Another).I want you to go ahead and quote me the total pick up prices plus tax without shipping and will also like you to get back to me with information on the major credit card you accept for payment and how soon can you get that ready for pick up as i have a shipping company that will come for the pick up as soon as they are ready. also get back to me with your contact phone number and full name so we can proceed.


Rev hopper .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: Ziad E***t <ziad@*****.com>
Subject: RE: Flyers order.........
To: "'Rev James Hopper'" <godgives07@yahoo.com>
Cc: michelle@*****.com
Date: Tuesday, August 5, 2008, 7:38 PM

Hello Rev. Hopper,

 

I apologize for the delay in your pricing, I was on vacation until this morning.

 

I took the liberty of pricing your job on 100# stock instead of 80#. It feels a bit more substantial and the printing is quite a bit cheaper because it’s our house stock. The /m price below means “per thousand”.

 

8.5 x 11 Flyer

Printed 4/0 (full color, one side)

On 100# Gloss Text

 

98,500 @ $62/m ($6107)

 

Thank you for the opportunity to bid.

 

-Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: Rev James Hopper [mailto:godgives07@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:36 AM
To: Ziad E***t
Subject: Pick up information.

 

Thanks for the quote..
               But it is unfortunate to inform you that I have a family emergency,(my wife just had an accident)and I will be on the next available flight to Germany but I won't be back till further notice.Meanwhile this  order is to be delivered to a church in Ghana ,West-Africa.
So I would like you to contact the Freight Company with the approximate weight of the order and your address and get me the freight charges for delivering the  order to the address below:
 
Rev. Matthew Banson
( World Miracle Church )
352 Lemon St .
Accra , Ghana ,00233
West-Africa.
 
Freight Company Contact Details:
COMPANY NAME:GOLDCoast  Shipping Company.
EMAIL ADDRESS:goldcoastshippingyard@gmail.com
 
i will like you to go ahead and contact them and get back to me as soon as you can so i can provide you with my credit card information for you to go ahead and run that for the Grand total of the order plus shipping so we can proceed.. also let me know as soon..
 
May God Bless You

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: Ziad E***t <ziad@*****.com>
Subject: RE: Pick up information.
To: godgives07@yahoo.com
Cc: linda@*****.com, michelle@*****.com
Date: Wednesday, August 6, 2008, 6:56 PM

 

 

Dear Rev. Hopper,

 

In order to take a credit card for an order this large, we will need some additional identification.

 

Please fax us a copy of your picture ID and credit card to 415-***-****.

 

Additionally, please mail us a blood sample, a large lock of your hair, and  at least 10 grams of toenail clippings in a #10 regular envelope. Our mailing address is below in my signature.

 

Thank you, and I look forward to doing business with you.

 

Hail Satan,

 

-Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: Rev James Hopper [mailto:godgives07@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:20 PM
To: Ziad E***t
Subject: RE: Pick up information.

 

Thank you for the email and all information,and i would like you to go ahead and contact

the shipper and get back to me with the shipping cost so we can proceed on the payment okay.

Thnak you and hopping to hear from you soon.

 

 

 

 

 

           

 

 

 

 

From: Ziad E***t [mailto:ziad@*****.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 1:46 PM
To: 'godgives07@yahoo.com'
Subject: RE: Pick up information.

 

Dear Rev. Hopper,

 

I have spoken to both United Parcel Service and Federal Express at length. They have both assured me that “Ghana” is not a real country and therefore they cannot ship there.

 

Please send me a name and address for a non-cartoon country that actually exists on Earth, within the confines of space-time and on our dimensional plane, and I will inquire about shipping charges immediately.

 

Jesus is a homo,

 

-Z